yeah, so i tried stratera (the pills for adhd with stupid side effects) for a little over a month and i'm done. one got stuck in my esophagus, cHeZ taught me to swallow pills without water.. man i'm an idiot.. DO NOT DO AS I DO. it created some sort of burn in my lower epigastric region (lower esophagus), which has now turned into a hemereging, bleeding ulcer (probably at least, psssh, i mean c'mon) and it is the second worst pain in my life, next to an impacted infected molar that had raised out of its tooth bed because of the infection... trying to erase the memories. well i cant finish meals because it hurts.
i, by arnold schwarzenegger's standard, proudly wear the title "i am a girly man". mommy it hurts, wait that was out loud. so i have to go get an Upper GI (UGI), this is the worst doctor examine ever. i had to eat a spoonful of these crystals that expand your esophagus and stomache then drink about eleventeen (11-teen) drops of water which sure isn't enough. then chug this 8oz. cup of nasty imitation fruit flavored ick. of course it is about the consistency to toxic sludge but colored grayish white to cover up the glowing radioactivity. it is made up of boron nitrate, i do believe this is on the periodic table of elements, aye aye. this was worse then any drink on fear factor. then the doc has me twisting and contorting to get some x-rays. then comes the next 8oz. this a little thinner. doc says, "oh here this is good, its thinner and tastes good, mmm, tastes like cake batter, huh?" shaun in turn thinks quietly to myself, " hey doc, either drink up or shut up, this is what they should be feeding the terrorists at the camps, i am in pain and you're shoving periodic elements down my throat and having too much fun." i think now that the pain and suffering outweighed the toxic sludge i downed. oh and those crystals with all the movement and contorting causes much desire to burp, and then doc says, "don't burp or puke, if you do you will have to come back and do this again." well i didnt puke or burp, ok i burped a little, but what he didnt know won't hurt him, eh?
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