Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Friday, March 20, 2009

You've Been Invited to a Pillow Fight?!?

The other day the idea came to my mind... from that this video spawned!

How many of you have Facebook and you get all those crazy invites? I spend more time deleting and ignoring them than any thing else. The thought came to my mind what would it look like if I got a "Pillow Fight" invite on FB then actually showed up at someones house to beat them up with my pillow. A quick text message later to a couple friends and this video was the result. These are some great interns and students.

This video was used for a discussion called, "What If Jesus Had Facebook?"



Cast:
Jared, Ryan, Heath and Jake

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Sunday, November 23, 2008

MADE Week 3

This is week 3 of RMCC's series based off the MTV show Made where Pastor Jeff will be discussing what is our purpose in life. We will be hitting several areas, lifegroups, where real life happens, worship encounters, where we get to experience God, and volunteer teams, where we get to serve the body and people of our community. Join us as I get to coach Cougar McSangston on life and how to get made into what God has him to be.

I got to coach Cougar about stewardship and how it applied to his life, talents, time, money and resources. He is growing and learning. Two more weeks and he should be Made more into the image that God has for him.

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Sunday, November 16, 2008

MADE Week 2

This is week 2 of RMCC's series based off the MTV show Made where Pastor Jeff will be discussing what is our purpose in life. We will be hitting several areas, lifegroups, where real life happens, worship encounters, where we get to experience God, and volunteer teams, where we get to serve the body and people of our community. Join us as I get to coach Cougar McSangston on life and how to get made into what God has him to be.

This was a great week discussing worship and how worship is more than just singing... even blogging can be a form of worship, smile!

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Thursday, November 13, 2008

Shallow Waters Devotional 4

Here is another Shallow Water Devotional from my great buddy Jesse Watson, click on his name to visit his blog. He is one great guy and has a deep insight into the life of swimming with your clothes on can be applied to your spiritual life.


Shallow Waters Daily Devotional of the Week from Student Impact on Vimeo.

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Monday, November 10, 2008

MADE Week 1

Our church is doing a 5 week series based off the MTV show Made where Pastor Jeff will be discussing what is our purpose in life. We will be hitting several areas, lifegroups, where real life happens, worship encounters, where we get to experience God, and volunteer teams, where we get to serve the body and people of our community. Join us as I get to coach Cougar McSangston on life and how to get made into what God has him to be.

This videos is week 1, hope you enjoy.



I still debate if I shoulda gone the Hollywood route, not bad acting if I do say so myself. Maybe not a Pierce Brosnan but maybe in the likes of Brat Pitt or Denzel Washington, minus the skin tones. I could be a star. What do you think, comment me and let me know if I got the marks of Hollywood.

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Thursday, September 25, 2008

donkey & cow are smelling brown baby Jesus' butt

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Sound like a line from Talladega Nights? Appropriately yes... "donkey & cow are smelling brown baby Jesus' butt" was the instant message this morning when I got in to my office from my assistant (http://twitter.com/…dybecerra). Apparently some of my interns and possibly someone else on staff ransacked her cubicle, turning everything upside down and around, stuff in her drink, trash can on her desk, and messed everything up. Of course when something of the sort happens you is to blame... well typically the fingers point toward me. I am by nature an instigator and surprised even myself that the messy cubicle was not brought by myself. And as you can see in the picture, it all made sense. I had gotten this nativity set when I had gone to Peru to lead a Leadership Conference. The great thing is the nativity set was that of a Peruvian baby Jesus, etc. Sometimes somethings are too good to let pass by so this had to be shared.



The important thing to know is that when mom and dad's back are turned who knows what is happening, poor brown Jesus.



Take care.

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Wednesday, July 09, 2008

My birthday lunch.

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Not a better place to eat for your birthday. Simply amazing.

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Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Our Beautiful Baby Amberlyn Renae

Well we are now one week into being parents. It is a big task. I never realized though how much fun it would be, this is truly the best times of life. I made a Top Ten list for things to learn about babies. Here they are:
10. Diapers are not waterproof, nope not at all.
9. New car smell, new baby smell, diapers are not a new baby smell.
8. Babies, as cute as they are, don’t mind crying when you are sleeping.
7. When they are hungry you feed them, no questions.
6. 3 times in one hour, oh and yes that is diaper changes.
5. They don’t mind spitting-up anywhere anytime, and they are not the best planners of when and where.
4. Its an average of $80-$120 per month on diapers, and they don’t have a job to help support their habit.
3. Did I mention diapers are not waterproof.
2. Despite the diaper mess that you are wearing and being up at night and the spit-up they are very cute.
1. Don’t let their cute looks deceive you.

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Thursday, November 11, 2004

Slashdot | Microsoft Says Firefox Not a Threat to IE

Microsoft never ceases to amaze me at there stupidty of brilliance. Once again M$ makes public fools of themselves...
Slashdot | Microsoft Says Firefox Not a Threat to IE: "'A CNET article claims that 'just days after the launch of open-source browser Firefox 1.0, Microsoft executives defended Internet Explorer, saying it is no less secure than any other browser and doesn't lack any important features.' It's also interesting to note that these statements made by Steve Vamos, Microsoft Australia's managing director, come with no knowledge of what Firefox has to offer as he admits not even installing or using Firefox.'"

Only pure brilliance would say diss something without trying it, nah, don't think so.

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Thursday, October 07, 2004

Blue moons results on the earths mass in relation to brain activity

Oh the joy, oh the inspiration, the dawn of another passage into what seems to be an endless fury on the narrow road paved by love but littered with stumbling blocks of one yet trying to stop our ascent to that narrow gate. The thief who strives to divert our eyes off the road will burn with the torment he has given, it will burn jealousy in his heart of us who has turned from him. How can one get pleasure in knowing we are turning away from the one who created him? Well it will come to him in his day. Yet the dawn of this passage is here. I step through and know that the stumbling blocks are coming, oh, but I will turn them into stepping stones, thanks to the thief who provided these stumbling stones, I only use them as stepping stones to achieve what he set out to destroy. Lets look back on the emergence of the dawn.


Wednesday, September 08, 2004
aye yae yae. The point of all my desires to study such deep knowledge finally brought me to the end, not the end of life, just the date I was scheduled to go put to use all that my mind had put to studying, a way of measuring what my couple pounded brain was able to soak up form words on a paper. Oh I studied probably eleventeen pounds worth of knowledge, unfortunately my brains capacity is only about 3 oz. Don't laugh they say that we only use a tenth of our brain, two pounds = 32 ounces, 10% would be 3.2 oz. So I am two tenths short of full capacity I guess. So if that would be put to grade you could subtract 20% from my grade. So scientifically I should receive an 80% on my test, wha hooo. That's really not that bad, it was frickin hard, give me a break. you'd a choked for sure. Well its behind me now. I wont be able to get my test scores till the end of this month so stay tuned for the blue moons results on the earths mass in relation to brain activity.


Well here are blue moons results on the earths mass in relation to brain activity. Those of whom (you may be one yourself) thought that my calculations were a far plythe from reality, be gone. The scientifical approach I took seems to be one of more than the least amount of hypothetical reasoning. My expected 80% on the test turned out to be an understatement. My calculations of 3oz. must of been slightly off, it was an actual 3.7oz. to be exact to give me a positive score of 86% therefore passing and receiving the letter to step in and venture into the new dawn. Son of man, sun of morning here I come.

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Monday, October 04, 2004

egphhhh, aaaaarghhh..

Thus far the drum of Monday beats at my heart like a silent attack of hatred. Oh I dislike Mondays, eh. Well the rest of the week should do me ok, but I guess its 100% my reaction to what happens so therefore I choose to have a good week. Eagerness to make a buck due to whatever crisis you want to call it, doesn't matter on this daunting morning, recent escalating prices on oil drums has escalated to near terror in itself. Well Chez informs me that my '73 bug is running on fumes when I'm already running late. Eh, yesterday would of been nice to know this sweet inhalation, BOOM, as I feel my heartbeat frustration. First gas station, every pump has someone their pumping there 20 gallons into their beasts at $2.08 a gallon, BOOM, the beat of anger. I need a mere 8 gallons to fill Betsi up (named after Betsy). Next station four miles away, petting Betsi and pleading with her to not run out of gas and strand me on the side of the road next to thousands of cars speedily on their way to work (the thought of someone stopping to help seems pointless in such a selfish microwave society). The drum beats of hatred once again, BOOM. The first electronic machine to purchase gas does not allow for user input *stupid broken dumb piece of man's machinery, I think to myself*, BOOM. I go to the next machine and it wont except the dear lady in front of me's card nor mine, BOOM. I go inside to purchase my measly 8 gallons, there ATM machine is down, BOOM. I have no cash, BOOM. So now I still have a 11 minute drive to work and its 2 minutes till I have to be there and I still have to get gas, BOOM, my heart beats anger. I go 3 minutes out of my way to finally get my 8. And get back on track... I get to work, no one is here, YES, everyone is late, I get to be by myself... I relax to sit down and type this. THANK YOU GOD for my ability to choose my reaction to the life that has succumb to be my ally. Why should I allow Satan to throw stumbling blocks in front of me, Satan I welcome them, they are just stepping stones on to which I can thwart your desire to try to steal, kill, and destroy my freedom and joy, and happiness, once again you can't prevail. Must feel good to be such a loser.

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Wednesday, September 08, 2004

the blue mo0n has passed

aye yae yae. the point of all my desires to study such deep knowledge finally brought me to the end, not the end of life, just the date i was scheduled to go put to use all that my mind had put to studying, a way of measuring what my couple pounded brain was able to soak up form words on a paper. oh i studyed probably eleventeen pounds worth of knowledge, unfortunatlely my brains capacity is only about 3 oz. dont laugh they say that we only use a tenth of our brain, two pounds = 32 ounces, 10% would be 3.2 oz. so i am two tenths short of full capacity i guess. so if that would be put to grade you could subtract 20% from my grade. so scientifically i should recieve an 80% on my test, wha hooo. thats really not that bad, it was frickin hard, give me a break. you'd a choked for sure. well its behind me now. i wont be able to get my test scores till the end of this month so stay tuned for the blue moons results on the earths mass in relation to brain activity.

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Wednesday, September 01, 2004

the story behind the movie: cHeZ

well there is no movie. sorry.
o.k. people are asking where the nickname cHeZ for krisann came from. i would refer to krisann to my american-hispanic (for all those PC'ers out there, it just meant he is a mexican, he don't care whatcha call him) neighbor as kri-sanchez, all because of another american-hispanic (PC term) friend named shane sanchez. well jody my neighbor told me of the actor named chris sanchez and we laughed at how close it is to kri-sanchez, then one of us said cHeZ, and well now it's stuck. jody, do you even remember her real name.. lol. she even answers to it too, try it, see if it works. don't tell her i told you, ;)

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